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mission accomplished
April 2002, Condoleezza Rice: “With the Taliban eliminated and al Qaeda badly damaged, we have moved into the second stage of our war on terror.” July 2002, George W. Bush: “In Afghanistan we defeated the Taliban regime, but that was just the first step.” September 2002, George W. Bush: “The Taliban’s ability to brutalize the Afghan people and […]
what’s the difference between a possum and an opossum?
cheetos
incredibly wet, from the standpoint of water
jerks off patriotically
a fancy hat christmas special
A Christmas Carol Starring Your Favorite President (TRUMP!) STAVE ONE Herman Cain was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Trump signed it: and Trump’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he […]
a classic
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
a fancy hat 10/2
I’ve always been very good at the tests, okay, I got a LOT of postiives… lots of positives and lots of tests. And now? You might say I tested the most positive of all. The biggest positive I’ve… well…. *Snffffffffffffff* *COUGH COUGH COUGH* But the test, they take you into the room, and they give […]