I’ve always been very good at the tests, okay, I got a LOT of postiives… lots of positives and lots of tests. And now? You might say I tested the most positive of all. The biggest positive I’ve… well….
*Snffffffffffffff*
*COUGH COUGH COUGH*
But the test, they take you into the room, and they give you the cup. And they say “Mr. President, SIR, you need to fill the cup.” And I said, well… where’s the… I need the magazine. I need the book. Where’s the book? And then you blink, you close your eyes for a second, and you’re in a different room. And they’ve got a stick, okay, they put a stick up your nose. They put the stick up and you feel it touch the brain, and then you…. that’s how they do it.
So then somebody comes back, they come back with the results. And you’ve gotten tested 100 times, 108 times, 117 times maybe. And you’re fine each time. And then somehow, like magic, you get the positive. And you say “Wow, another positive, that’s good!” But then they come up to you, big guys, tears in their eyes. And they say “No, the positive is bad.”
And it takes a while, but it’s 3 hours later and you understand that the positive is bad. They really should call it a negative, we’re thinking of renaming it that, but we….
*COUGH COUGH COUGH*
But Melania has it, too. And she starts crying, she’s crying so much. They say we need to stay in a room together and she grabs the knife, she says she would rather die of the knife than stay in the room with me. And you… that’s how it goes. It’s… that’s why we can’t do the windmills, because your TV would never work, and you’d be talking to the wife. Or daughter, in some cases.
*COUGH COUGH COUGH*
But we’re…. hello. I can see them a lot clearer now, of course, he’s… he’s in the corner now, getting much closer. It’s incredible.