I’m here because…. well… we can see. There’s a black man, he died, he’s dead… and a cop killed him, but there are a LOTTA questions, of course. But I know bad cops, I’ve been dealing with them since day one. LISA PAGE, THE WONDERFUL LOVERS. LYIN’ JAMES COMEY. And the rest. Bad cops, awful cops, and you might say that they killed me, too. I know that I, also, can’t breathe. That’s what he said, what George said. You see the video, he can’t breathe, and we’ve…. that’s not a great way to die.
But you…. you can’t stop the cops, they do some wonderful things. About a…. maybe a week ago, I wanted to go to a beautiful church. To take the Bible, or GOOD BOOK as it’s known, to go for the walk and stand in front of the church, as you do. And I said “Okay, I’m going to go do this.”
And the guys, the generals, they said “Oh no, SIR, there’s a riot! A terrible riot and it’s…. it’s not good.”
So I asked where were the cops. Where’s the cops? And they said “We don’t know, Obama didn’t leave us any of the cops, or police men AND WOMEN as they are known.” So I got us the cops, they did the thing, they sprayed the pepper balls, and I walked to the church.
Which, BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY? You get pepper on food, they can put pepper on food and it’s not… it’s not a chemical. It’s what’s known as a mineral, I believe, a seasoning. So you… these people complaining about the taste? The burn? You…. I thought black people enjoyed spicy food, that’s what Diamond and Silk have said to me. They are my African Americans, I own…. well…. we don’t do that any more. But I…. they love me. They love me. They’re my blacks.